Over the Christmas period, the BBC satirical quiz show "Have I Got News For You" was airing with the usual bunch of "hoo-ha's" and "oinks" as ever giving the impression that they are from a superior race due to their advanced intellect.

I do not know if I made up the word "hoo-ha" or "who-ha" or heard somebody else say it but although I am pretty sure it does not exist in the eyes of the purist, it is certainly a term that should be added to our English dictionary as it sums up many English people that think of themselves of an upper crust level or even education sometimes in a well put way. 

Guest host Martin Clunes even goes over the top in this clip making the step up from oink to hoo-ha with his expanded use of pronunciation of Italian names. Having said all of this the show still does manage to conjure up some amusing moments and when Mario Balotelli's name was mentioned during the odd one out round I took more closer  notice of the show than I usually do for at least a few minutes and this is what happened.

I had to make a decision regarding this next video. It is not brutal, it is not violent, nor is it a memorable moment.

It is funny though but for all the wrong reasons as it is pathetic! I hope Rangers player Kyle Lafferty has seen this because it should be replayed to him again and again and again! The Northern Ireland striker should never be allowed to forget this and any club that he signs for in the future should pay close attention to his CV which should have in very bold and large print "PATHETIC CHEAT".

Here is a clip from Liverpool funny man John Bishop taken from his TV show that was all to do with sport. Bishop's anecdotes have been known in the past to be taken from true stories that Bishop himself went through - makes you wonder if any of these have an air of reality about them but regardless he has an uncanny way of hitting the nail on the head.